the teacher.

Teaching; it's like trying to shove a Dairylea cheese slice into a cash machine, incredibly hard and utterly pointless but someone's got to do it. Those that can do, those that can't teach and those that can't teach become Ofsted inspectors. Who threw that?

Age: 49

Time in Job: it’s my own time I’m wasting.

Pay: £35,000

Hours: 23 hours a day in the cell one hour for exercise.

Quote: "The Ofsed inspectors aren't idiots. Morally bankrupt torturers – yes. Stormtroopers in the march of mediocrity – yes. Idiots? Yes."

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latest blog item: posted on 17/10/2008

Deputy Head

So our Head is off with "Serious Weakness" tattooed on her forehead, and the school is seemingly left up the creek with no one willing to pick up a paddle. The Deputy Head has fallen in his sword too....

latest twitter: posted on 20/10/2008

misterreeman: It’s time to show the beancounters and doom-mongers what a real teacher is capable of.

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