the policeman.

A womanising, hard drinking cop becomes the unwanted target for an online vigilante. Not ideal when trying to track down a major drug dealer. Will it all be too much for a man who, when he hears the phrase "Whisky Tango" over his radio, replies, "Make mine a large one".

Age: 38

Time in Job: 20 years

Pay: Ask Gordon Brown.

Hours: As long as it takes

Quote: "I tell you if Bin Laden had lived in Selforth we’d have nicked him on September the twelfth. Sadly the offices we’ve been given make the Tora Bora caves look like the Hilton".

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latest blog item: posted on 15/10/2008

Health Warning

I'm not really in the mood for writing much today. In fact this'll probably be my last blog for a while. I've had a nasty shock today, and no it wasn't from taking a slash against an electric fence.Af...

latest twitter: posted on 06/10/2008

cuffsandcollars: Just when you think things couldn't look more bleak, the devil comes and craps in your helmet.

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