the fashion assistant.

Starved of recognition and surrounded by people starved of brain cells and food. The Fashion Assistant totters her way through the caustic world of the catwalk whilst a Bulimian Rhapsody of vomit, vitriol and Louis Vuitton unfolds around her.

Age: 29

Time in Job: 7 years

Pay: Pathetic, but supplemented by flogging stolen designer cast offs on ebay.

Hours: Busy busy busy!

Quote: "All my heroes are size zeros".

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latest blog item: posted on 01/10/2008

My New Job

Sitting at my new desk in the department stores' creative department, with the sun flooding through the large and old-fashioned windows, I feel really happy to be away from the five-star loony bin I w...

latest twitter: posted on 16/09/2008

catwalka: http://tinyurl.com/55yyjn

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